Monday, December 10, 2007
Lexx
Kai, Xev and Stanley. Lexx is a strange, dark, nasty, sexy and funny sci fi show. It ran for four seasons, though is little known in this part of the world. I have all four seasons on DVD, and have often inflicted them on unsuspecting friends. I say inflicted, as most people I have shown the program to haven’t liked it. This is understandable, as it certainly isn't for everyone. A few though, like me, who have persevered, have loved it. It is in fact my favourite science fiction program. I place Lexx above all else, including Star Trek and its many spin-offs. Don't get me wrong, I am a big fan of Star Trek. The trouble is that most of the sci fi programs that have come after it, have inhabited essentially the same clean and tidy universe. This is all well and good, but does get a tad boring after a few decades.
The universe(s) Lexx inhabits could certainly never be accused of being clean and tidy. In fact, it is everything that Star Trek is not. Times ten.
Synopsis:
"I am Kai, last of the Brunnen-G.
Millennia ago, the Brunnen-G led humanity to victory in the war against the insect civilization. The Time-prophet predicted that I would be the one to destroy the divine order in the league of the 20.000 planets. Someday that will happen, but not today. Because' today is my day of death. The day our story begins."
The Lexx is a living spacecraft, a sort of bio-engineered insect. It is the most powerful weapon in the two universes and is capable of destroying entire planets. The Lexx was built by his divine shadow, head of the divine order, to be used as a weapon to subjugate/destroy enemies of the league.
By luck rather than by design, the Lexx is captured from the divine order my a bunch of misfits and renegades.
The crew of the Lexx consist of Stanley Tweedle, Zev Bellringer, Kai and the robot head 790.
Stanley is a sexually frustrated and cowardly former security guard for the divine order. He is basically a decent guy who just wants an easy life. He is also the ships captain.
Zev/Xev is a love slave, who due to a few problems in the love slave transformation process also has a healthy dose of cluster lizard DNA. She is very beautiful, though due to the aberrant DNA, can be rather bad tempered at times. She has the hot's for Kai, but not alas, for Stanley.
Kai is the last of the Brunnen-G. His planet along with all its people was destroyed by his divine shadow. Kai was captured and killed personally by his divine shadow, who also took his memory. His dead body was preserved and re-animated when required using “protoblood”. In this way Kai was used as an assassin by his divine shadow and predecessors. Kai eventually recovers his memory and fulfils his destiny by destroying the divine order. Being “technically” dead Kai doesn’t care about anything very much, though this doesn’t stop him getting out and about and invariably saving his crew mates Xev and Stanley from certain death.
790 is a disembodied robot head who is madly in love with Xev. 790’s only interest in life is Xev and he hates anyone else who get in the way of his love for her. He particularly despises Stanley Tweedle, for whom he reserves his most spiteful insults. 790, despite his faults, is a valuable source of information, and as such a very useful member of the crew.
Lexx charts the adventures of the crew as they journey through the two universes in their search for somewhere to call home.
As might be imagined, there are a numerous other characters and plot lines spanning the four seasons of Lexx. I have no intention of describing them; that is up to you the reader, should you care to, to find out for yourself.
I would strongly suggest you start of with the very first episode, “I Worship his Shadow” as it provides the essential back-story, without which the characters motivations, and indeed how they come into possession of the Lexx, will be difficult to understand.
Saturday, December 1, 2007
Day Trip to London
Morroco
Drinking mint tea in a carpet shop in Fes. Mint tea is served very sweet, without milk, and is very nice indeed. Most shopkeepers were very hospitable and friendly. To an extent, it is all part of the sales process. A tremendous amount of subtle psychological pressure is put on you, until in the end, you almost feel compelled to buy. Even the cats get in on the act. I escaped with my wallet intact. Neena brought a rather nice blanket.
Nelson
South Island Extravaganza
The Fox Glacier on the west coast of the South Island.
This glacier originates on Mount Cook, which is New Zealand’s highest mountain. The west coast is one of the wettest areas in the world. Even in summer, most of this precipitation falls as snow at altitude. This has lead to the formation of some very large and fast moving glaciers. This particular one almost reaches sea level, even though it rarely snows down here. This and the next batch of pictures were taken on a two-week trip to the South Island in March 2007.
We visited the West Coast, walked the Milford Track as well as staying at Akaroa and Arthur’s National Park.
The main reason for the trip was to walk the Milford Track. This is billed as one of the best walks in the world. Personally I am not sure its reputation is justified, though it is certainly up there. The track starts at Lake Te Anau and ends at Milford Sound on the West Coast. The walk takes 4 days/3 nights to complete. Check out the link (http://www.doc.govt.nz/templates/trackandwalk.aspx?id=36688) for more information.
Akaroa is on the East Coast and is on a peninsula near Christchurch. This was one of the big surprises of the trip. In my humble opinion most NZ towns don't have much character. This is certainly not the case with Akoroa. The town was originally founded by the French and still has some of its original character and charm. This was a great place to unwind.
Arthur’s Pass is a very small settlement located in the heart of the Southern Alps. It is the launching point for some very serious and demanding tramps. We settled for some rather less demanding day walks.
Up until this point the weather had been glorious, with temperatures in the mid 20's or above, so it was a bit of a shock to wake up in the morning to the sight of heavy snow! An unusually cold "southerly" came in overnight, which dumped snow down to around 200m above sea level. This was very unusual for the time of the year. There was around 18 inches of snow at the top of the pass, along with high winds and well below freezing temperatures. The Mackinnon Pass is a fairly stiff climb even in good conditions. At one stage it looked like we weren't going to be able to get over. In the end, the Park Rangers guided us over the top of the pass (the track wasn't visible). Neena got very tired on this part of the walk, and it ended up taking 11 hours to get to Dumpling Hut, rather than the 5-6hrs we expected. All in all, the conditions were the worst I have ever tramped in.
Looking back, now that the pain has eased, it was actually a pretty good and somewhat exciting day.
The Overlander to Auckland
Fishing at Otaki
East Cape Xmas 06
Kapiti Island
Friendly Kaka.
The next few pictures were taken on Kapiti Island. This is a restricted offshore wildlife reserve run by the Department of Conservation. Over a period of years all pest species have been removed from the island. Many endangered native species (mostly birds) have been transferred here. Free from introduced pests the bird life has proliferated, and in the case of the Kaka above, lost their fear of people. Much of the bush on the mainland is eerily quite, as most native birds have become rare or extinct. In this respect, Kapiti Island was a revelation; I saw and heard more birds in 5 minutes than I have in 6 years on the mainland. It was quite something.
The particular bird above, is a parrot called a Kaka. Along with the related Kea, it is one of the most intelligent birds in the world. The are very inquisitive and playful. Beware though, as they also have very sharp claws and beaks, as well as designs on your lunch.